Date Written: 10 October 2024
Do not wish for the worst on your enemy
As your worst could be his very best
Instead wish for his life to be full,
lively,
and to always bestow him
with minor inconveniences
Wish for him to stub his toe
while walking into an opened door or hall
Wish for him to get a flat tire
just before he enters his driveway
Wish for him to have only cold soup
when he is minorly sick
Wish for him to talk to his neighbor
that he avoids like the plague
Wish for him to lose by one point
in any game he enjoys and plays
Wish for him to be short a penny
on every other groceries he buys
But do not wish for the worst for him
Do not plead with the sky for his demise
For he can always recover from a one time, devastating event
But multiple, consistent, minor inconveniences
that never seem to end?
That is a surefire way
to get your enemy to bend